..ehem.ehem..(skit tkak laa plak..)
..pon! pon!..(woii ! kete spe plak tuhh !!?)
..ha-choo !!!..(mak aii..brsin gne mikrofon ke hape !!?)-azam brsin laa..
..whuuuu-..(angin brtiup 'gle2' bhse-ayt nuin)
..kringgg...(loceng brbunyi-style wonderpets)-tp kteorg gne siren !
sprti biase... catatan seorg mrid.. -xyh bgtaw nme..
Di pgi yg hening, ak ttido didlm kreta milik kluarge ku..
-xyh bg taw kete pe..
*ak rse statement tu xd kene mengena lgsg dgn topic nihh...
slps solat Hajat (spttnye ad solat Dhuha skali.. tp da Sbuh msok lmbt..
so, Dhuha pn lmbt.. wt time rehat pg..),
kmi brhimpun di tapak yg disediakn..kmdian brslwt ke ats Nabi Muhammad SAW-
smpena mggu mengikut sunnah Nabi-.. then, bce doa before msok klas...
sblm itu,
..Waleed ksygn kami (the whole school..) brtnykn satu soalan kpd kami..
"pose ke tak ari nie??".. isy.isy.. ksr sgt tuhh..
mcm nie.."Thoib.siape yg brpuase pd hri ini??"
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*prkataan standard Waleed...
kre nie trademark dye laa...
mka.. org2 yg bpose pn mengangkat tgn mreka (sblh jer angkat..)
-Waleed: yg bpose ari nie 62 org drpd 195 org plajar..
brbnding mggu lps.. hny 35 org shj..
bgos. ad peningkatan..wlaupon skit.. ust nk tgk mggu dpn plak..
kmdian.. mrid2 brsurai ke klas msg2...
Waleed mengekori Kamee(bbdk Al-Farabi..) ke klas.. dye mnnti di hdpn
pintu klas kamee..
butiran informasinye akn diberikan dlm ayt kiasan..(bce dibwh ini..x jaoh sgt pn..)
tp ayt Waleed xd r se-skema yg kt bwh nihh....
klas yg aman, dingin br-air cond, slesa brkarpet.. akn dtkrkan kpd klas yg seram,
cat yg suram, air-cond yg..nth r, klas x slesa sbb xd karpet.*ngade2*
..tp ini sume arhn drpd Waleed.. kamee hny menuruti shj arhn trsebut..
-xp klas yg suram..nnt kamee akn 'operate' kamoo mnjdi klas yg pnoh dgn keceriaan..
tiada lgi klas yg dilabelkn sbg 'SERAMMM'muahahahahahhh..(glak cm dracula)
PERPINDAHAN yg amt berat utk diterima....
msok klas bru..
kmas skit2.. ssun2 skit.. hmm..bru nmpk lwa...
sesi pmbljrn bmula...
-subjek first: Mathematics-Sir Bala.
..due mse.. 8.00 - 9.10 pg.. tp start lmbt skit...
sbb kmas klas bru.. so, 8.25 - 9.10 pg...
-subjek yg kdue: Biology-Sir Fawwaz.
..Sir x msok klas.. x tawu ar knp.. maybe ad halyg dye nk settlekn kot...
so, kamee pn wt laa kje sndiri... bbdk akaun g tmpt len..
even xd chegu, tp Al-Farabi senyap jer..
baek arn ???*kmbg idong..
ecah, anje n khalis ddk di column yg ketige(terakher)..
dpn ad lgi 2 column.. bdk laki nyer tmpt ddk...
dyeorg sume kecoh tny knp Sir x msok klas..
tp xd ar riuh sgt...
ad laa sorang bdk nihh.. nme nyer Hadi..
dye tny arr.. "Sir Fawwaz jge sukan ape ek?? bola eh??"..
pastu ad bberapa mmeber dye jwb..
pastu dye smbg blek.. "Sir Bola... eh, silap...Sir Fawwaz bla,bla,bla,bla........"
sume kt situ gelak.. satu ap pn da x dgr ape butir2 prkataan yg dikluarkn td...
sbb dye tslh slh ckp... pnye ar kelam-kabut nk ckp Sir Fawwaz+jge skn Bola...
hahahahahahahaaaaaaa...........
maka..lwk jenaka pn brterusan...
Azam mkn lolipop yg ad due layer tu...
dye bwk satu plastik pnoh dgn sweets jer..
pastu dye offer kt org len.. yg pose pn dye offer jgk... tercabar iman org tuhh,..
*spe agknye org tu ye??*
skjp gler si Azam tu mkn lolipop.. dye just bite two times jerr...
then, ad a bit of gule2 td trselit celah gigi dye...
pastu dye congkel gigi dye gne jari tlunjuk jer(knn)...
Ya Allah....
menggelikan.......
..kebetulan hri nie birthday Khalis...
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KHALIS !!!*
Azam bg chocolate Cadbury Gold as a present laa..
..and, for sure laa jari td (mrujuk diatas..) tkene chocolate tuu...
then, ak(anje) ckp kt Khalis..
Anje : "Weyy, jgn amek!!! dye bru congkel gigi dye !"
Khalis : "iye ke !??"
Anje : "ha'ah... btol..."(dlm keadaan geli yg teramat !)
Azam : "xp. kne kt luar jer(chocolate wrapper td..).. dlm okay lgi..."
Khalis : "ha'ah.. (dye amek chocolate tu...) .. thanx Azam !"
ecah n anje pnye laa geli smpai x trkate laa...
Tuhan saje yg tawu betapa geli nya kteorg time uhh...
sbb time Azam congkel gigi uhh, just kteorg bdue jer yg nmpk..
mmg tragis btol.. isy.isy,isy....
..tgh hri blaja cm bese jer...
lps rehat tgh hari.. blaja Chemistry plak..
nk tawu x pe yg kamee blaja??
nk?? nk??
kamee blaja....
- The Mole and The Number of Particles(Tahi Lalat dan Jumlah Zarah)
- The Mole and The Mass of Substances(Tahi Lalat dan Jisim Zat)
- The Mole and The Volume of Gas(Tahi Lalat dan Isipadu Gas)
blaja psl taik lalat jerk...
*anje ! dh.dh.. jgn memandai nk translate ikot ssuke ati ko jerk !*
hehehee~
..lps Asar plak...
Waleed sroh sume plaja kemas surau.. ak escape..
wt2 nk g anta ecah balik.. pdhal nk gi asrama cpt2.. nk rebut toilet..(aktiviti bese..)
lps tu..tggu msok waktu Maghrib..nk bkk pose...
Azra dtg bwk air ak..Apple+AloeVera..RM 1.60..
nk kne byr blek kt dye.. aduhh..bab kluar kn duit nihh lemah btol lahh...
tp nk wt cm ner.. tpkse laa kuar kn jgk...
ye arr da mintak tlg blikn.. bknnye mintak blanje... huhuu~
lps bkk pose.. g solat Maghrib...
lps tuu, ad cramah dri Ustaz Hafiz Mohamad Ali..
sempena Maulidur Rasul...
sgt khusyuk 'mndgr' crmh time tuu...
khusyuk tido jerr... hahaa~
msok kpale bwh meja, then tido...huhuu~
*kantoi !*
lena, sbb ddk bwh air-cond..
brok btol prangai..*sedar*
program selesai cm bese...
akher tasbih kafarah dan surah al-As...
ddk kt kt pndok ngn Ja'a..
ad laa bbrape pristiwa yg brlaku..
dan yg mencuit hati...
mmg lwk btol...
(hny anje n Ja'a jer yg tawu...)
sekian..
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